65+ Best Disney Jokes 2023: For Kids & Adults!
Everyone loves a good joke, and what’s even better is a Disney joke! Here are some great Disney jokes to share with the kids, family, or group before and during your trip.
Now, full disclaimer, these jokes are not jokes that I personally created, but some of the classic jokes that I have heard over the years. I take no credit for the creation of the jokes. They are just some of my personal favorites.
I recommend reading through them all if you are at Family game night, or on a road trip to Disneyland! Also keep checking back, because I will continue to add to the list as I hear more Disney jokes!
If you love these jokes, then share them with friends. If I have missed any jokes then let me know in the comments, or send me a message on Instagram!
Disney Jokes by Character
These Disney jokes are centered around the various characters that Disney has brought to life. They are organized by groups to make it easier to find your favorite ones, and easier to share your favorites.
The Fabulous Five: Disney Jokes
Now if you don’t know who the Fabulous Five are then we need to go through some Disney history!
The Fabulous Five is another term for the original five characters that were created by Walt Disney and his team. They are Mickey, Minnie, Pluto, Goofy, and Donald.
When Daisy Duck got added, the name of the group changed from The Fabulous Five to The Sensational Six. These jokes contain any of the original six characters.
- Q: My wife’s password is: MickeyMinniePlutoGoofy, why?
A: Because it told her to use 4 characters. - Q: What does Daisey Duck say when she buys lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill - Q: Why did Goofy stare at the orange juice label all day?
A: Because the label said concentrate! - Q: Why did Goofy wear 2 pairs of pants to play golf?
A: He heard he might get a hole-in-one! - Q: Why did Mickey get hit by a snowball?
A: Because Donald ducked! - Q: Why did Mickey go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto! - Q: When does Donald Duck get up?
A: At the quack of dawn! - Q: What happened when Mickey and Minnie saw each other for the first time?
A: It was glove at first sight! - Q: What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf! - Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the internet?
A: A Minnie-pad - Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: He felt mouserable!
Classic Disney Character Jokes
These Disney jokes are all about the classic characters from our favorite VHS movies growing up!
- Q: Why doesn’t Peter Pan get his pilot’s license?
A: Because he Neverlands! - Q: Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
A: The second-hand store! - Q: What did the 101-Dalmations say after dinner?
A: That hit the spot! - Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A: Move fasta! (like Mufasa) - Q: What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
A: Hello, it’s Smee! - Q: Which Disney character can count the highest?
A: Buzz Lightyear, cause he can count to infinity and beyond. - Q: What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
A: Evaporated milk! - Q: Why is Quasimodo so good at solving crimes?
A: Because he always has a hunch! - Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?
A: Hunny! - Q: How much did it cost Captian Jack Sparrow to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear! - Q: What’s Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
A: Sour Grapes! - Q: Why did Sleepy take a piece of firewood to bed?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log! - Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: Because she’s in Wonderland! - Q: What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
A: Sour Grapes! - What does Olaf eat for lunch?
A: Iceburgers - Q: What kind of vegetables do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden?
A: Squash! - Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!
Disney Princess Jokes
Who doesn’t love a good Disney Princess Joke? These Disney Princess Jokes are some of my ultimate favorites. Whether you’re a die-hard Disney fan or not, they are sure to make you smile!
- Q: Why is Cinderella bad at Soccer?
A: Because her coach is a pumpkin, and she ran from the ball. - Q: Which Disney princess would make a good judge?
A: Snow White because she’s the fairest of them all. - Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she always “lets it go” - Q: What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready?
A: Someday my prints will come! - Q: Which princess makes the best corny jokes?
A: Ra-pun-zel - Q: Why is Gaston the most peaceful Villain?
A: Because he won the No-Bell prize! - Q: Who is the funniest Disney Princess?
A: RaPUNzel! - Q: Did you hear that Jasmine tried to enter a Prince-only gathering?
A: But she wasn’t Aladdin - Q: Where can you find The Little Mermaid?
A: Under the Sea! - Q: What does Ariel like on her toast?
A: Mermalade! - Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: Because she is in Wonderland! - Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends goes missing?
A: The Lost and Flounder Department - Q: What does Rapunzel say every morning?
A: At last I see the light! - Q: Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?
A: Because they got lost at C!
Disney Junior Jokes
- Q: Why did the banana go to see Doc McStuffins?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well - Q: Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
A: Because it was feeling crummy
Pixar Jokes
- Q: What Disney character can count the highest?
A: Buzz Lightyear; to infinity and beyond! - Q: What kind of books does Buzz Lightyear read?
A: Comet books - Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?
A: Because he was a little horse - Q: What is Buzz Lightyear’s favorite candy bar?
A: Mars Bars and Milky Way! - Q: What do you say when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
A: He’s having a Meltdown! - Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?
A: Ice Bergers! - Q: Why does Jesse say she is undefeated at darts?
A: Because she always has Bullseye! - Q: What does Olaf eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes - Q: What did Hamm build his house out of?
A: Mahogany - Q: What does Woody say when he enters a German car dealership?
A: Audi!
Marvel Jokes:
- Q: Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
A: MC Hammer. - Q: Why do The Avengers use The Hulk to advertise their services?
A: He’s pretty much a giant Banner. - Q: Which Avenger is most trustworthy?
A: The Credible Hulk - Q: Why did Spider-Man join the swim team?
A: Because he has webbed feet - Q: What do you get when you cross Quicksilver and The Hulk?
A: The Fast and the Furious. - Q: Why does Thor’s brother never get invited to parties?
A: Because he is too low-key (Loki) - Q: What does Peter Parker do for a living?
A: Web Design
- Q: What’s missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
A: Pepper Pots - Q: Which Avenger is the best gardener?
A: Hulk, because he has a green thumb - Q: Why did Captain America wait so long to wield Mjolnir?
A: Because he didn’t want to steal Thor’s thunder! - Q: How does Scarlett Witch channel her magic?
A: With a magic Wanda! - Q: Does the God of Thunder like ice cream?
A: Yes, but he prefers Thor-bert! - Q: What do you call Peter Quill when he has nothing to do?
A: Star-bored! - Q: What does Groot say when he has a bunch of money?
A: I am loot!
Star Wars Jokes:
Whether you are on the light or the dark side, these Star Wars jokes are bound to make you giggle. Or shake your head and wonder why you are continuing to read these jokes!
- Q: Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi - Q: What did everyone call Lando before he became a skilled pilot?
A: Crashdo - Q: Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
A: The second-hand store. - Q: What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a kid?
A: It’s the rise of Skywalker - Q: Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
A: He always choked
- Q: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Luke-warm - Q: What do you call an invisible droid?
A: C-through-PO - Q: What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob! - Q: What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
A: I find your lack of steak disturbing - Q: Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?
A: Jar-jars - Q: What do you call it when one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?
A: A hand solo - Q: Disney finally released Yoda’s last name! His full name is:
A: Yoda Lay-Heehoo
Disney Park Jokes:
These jokes are more park-specific. If you haven’t been to the park then the joke might be a little lost on the audience.
Disneyland Jokes:
- Q: What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
A: Turn down for Walt!
Punny Disney Jokes:
Now, if you prefer to hear some great puns, then you should check out this video below.
Provost Park Pass is one of my favorite YouTube Disney Vloggers. A few months back, Chris posted a video about telling cast members different jokes and puns. There are some pretty good ones!
Seasonal Disney Jokes
- Q: What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Jungle Bells! - Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
A: On New Ears Eve! - Q: What did the town sing when the Beast and Belle broke up?
A: Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way.
The Wrap-Up: Disney Jokes
This is a collection of some of my favorite Disney Jokes. Hopefully, some of these jokes made you laugh! If you have any recommendations to be added to the list of Disney Jokes, send me a message!
I will always be trying to add to this post, as there can never be enough Disney jokes in the world! If you have a joke and want to be featured be sure to send us an email at red@redthetraveler.com
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